Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Pimm's No.3 Winter
Dispatch to Naval Officer Overseas
Embarked aboard the USS That's a Secret
To: Dashing Surface War Officer
From: Your wife (Code name: Blushing Hostess)
Re: Pimm's No.3 Winter's got my yule up
What is it with this stuff? Stop. Looked all over cannot find. Stop. Even the Liquor Weasel is stumped. Stop. Can order it from the UK for $80 in shipping per. Stop. Preposterous. Stop. Suggest Captain consider to stock ye' vessel's liquor closet full. Stop.